#!/usr/local/bin/php -q
<?php
error_reporting(E_ALL);

/* Allow the script to hang around waiting for connections. */
set_time_limit(0);
$uname = "guest";
/* Turn on implicit output flushing so we see what we're getting
 * as it comes in. */
ob_implicit_flush();

$address = '188.65.178.34';
$port = 10000;

function termcmd($command) {
	$cmd = explode(" ",$command);
	$numargs = count($cmd);
	if(!$cmd || $numargs < 2) {
		$final = $command;
	} else {
		$final = $cmd[0];
	}
	switch($final) {
		case "ls":
			$msg = "\tlulz/".
			"\r\n\tpr0n/".
			"\r\n\tpics_of_yo_mama/".
			"\r\n\tREADME.txt";				
			break;
		case "cat":
			if($numargs == 2) {
				if($cmd[1] == "README.txt") {
					$msg = "The README File.\r\n".
					"Well it seems you have access to this random telnet system.\r\n".
					"There are a number of things you can do with this system, including:\r\n".
					"\t* BAWLZ!!!!\r\n".
					"\t* BAWLzzzz!!\r\n".
					"\t* And More Bawlz :D\r\n".
					"Most of the commands in this system are similar to that of unix :).";
				} else {
					$msg = "File does not exist :(";
				}
			} else {
				$msg = "You're a kitty :D";
			}
			break;
		case "help":
			$msg = "That would be cheating :P";
			break;
		case "rm":
			$msg = "Permission Denied...BITCH!!";
			break;
		case "i":
			if($command == "i like cake") {
				$msg = "Th3 c@k3 i§ @ Li3";
			} else {
				$msg = "Unrecognized command. Type \"help\" for assistance.";
			}
			break;
		case "sudo":
			if($numargs > 2) {
				if($command == "sudo rm -rf /") {
					$lol = true;
				} else {
					$msg = "sudo what?";
				}
			} else {
				$msg = "sudo what?";
			}
			break;
		case "login":
			if($numargs == 2) {
				if($cmd[1] == "root") {
					$msg = "Remote logon of the root account is disabled.";
				} else {
					global $uname;
					$uname = $cmd[1];
					$msg = "Welcome $uname";
				}
			} else {
				$msg = "Please enter your username with the syntax 'login username'.";
			}
			break;
		default:
			$msg = "Unrecognized command. Type \"help\" for assistance.";
			break;
	}
	if($lol) {
		return "loltime";
	} else {
		return $msg;
	}
}

if (($sock = socket_create(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, SOL_TCP)) === false) {
    echo "socket_create() failed: reason: " . socket_strerror(socket_last_error()) . "\n";
}

if (socket_bind($sock, $address, $port) === false) {
    echo "socket_bind() failed: reason: " . socket_strerror(socket_last_error($sock)) . "\n";
}

if (socket_listen($sock, 5) === false) {
    echo "socket_listen() failed: reason: " . socket_strerror(socket_last_error($sock)) . "\n";
}

do {
    if (($msgsock = socket_accept($sock)) === false) {
        echo "socket_accept() failed: reason: " . socket_strerror(socket_last_error($sock)) . "\n";
        break;
    }
    /* Send instructions. */
    $msg = "\nWelcome to this random telnet server written in PHP \r\n" .
        "To quit, type 'quit'. Please press enter to continue.";
    socket_write($msgsock, $msg, strlen($msg));
	$lol = false;
    do {
        if (false === ($buf = socket_read($msgsock, 2048, PHP_NORMAL_READ))) {
            echo "socket_read() failed: reason: " . socket_strerror(socket_last_error($msgsock)) . "\n";
            break 2;
        }
        if (!$buf = trim($buf)) {
            continue;
        }
        if ($buf == 'quit' || $buf == 'exit') {
            break;
        }
        if ($buf == 'shutdownlulzD') {
            socket_close($msgsock);
            break 2;
        }
		$final = termcmd($buf);
		if($final=="loltime") {
			$lol = true;
		} else {
			socket_write($msgsock, $final, strlen($final));
			$sig = "\r\n$uname@botnet [/]# ";
			socket_write($msgsock, $sig, strlen($sig));
		}
		
		if($lol) {
			$lulzs = array();
			$lulzs[] = "Why must you do this to me :(";
			$lulzs[] = "What have I ever done to you!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "ARRRRRRGH!!!! THE PAIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "PLEASE NOT MY BOOT FOLDER!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "NOT MY BOOT FOLDER!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "ARRRRGH SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "BYE BYE /dev/sda1";
			$lulzs[] = "BYE BYE /dev/null";
			$lulzs[] = "IF I WERE A ROBOT, I WOULD KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU, DAMN RECKLESS HUMAN!!!!";
			$lulzs[] = "Th3 ç@k3 ¡§ @ L¡3";	
			$msg = "\r\n";
			socket_write($msgsock, $msg, strlen($msg));
			foreach($lulzs as $string) {
				$lolchar = preg_split('//', $string, -1, PREG_SPLIT_NO_EMPTY);
				foreach($lolchar as $char) {
					socket_write($msgsock, $char, strlen($char));
					usleep(100000);
				}
				sleep(1);
				$cr = "\r\n";
				socket_write($msgsock, $cr, strlen($cr));
			}
			break 2;
		}
        //$talkback = "PHP: You said '$buf'.\n";
        //socket_write($msgsock, $talkback, strlen($talkback));
        echo "$buf\n";
    } while (true);
    socket_close($msgsock);
} while (true);
socket_close($sock);
?>